Long time

...since I've been here and I send apologies.  The mamma just has not been cooperative about some things.  But I'm here now..

The mamma seems to be over the worst of August. Things are kind of back to normal.

She had forgotten how much I like waffles, so was surprised when I gobbled some bits up when she made them.  Then, she ordered Chinese food. I love chicken egg foo young.  There was a surprise, too, cuz the restaurant goofed and sent shrimp fried rice.  We don't usually have shrimp since we are Jewish.  So I made sure I got as much as I could.

The mamma has started giving me a little wet food right before her shower.  It's tasty, but interferes with a big responsibility.  I am supposed to guard her from drain devils that might come thru the pipes and get her.  How can I do that when she feeds me right before that?  Why do humans like to play in that rain they turn on and off anyway?

We have a bit of a kerfluffle going on.  Sometimes I have a period of my sensitive stomach acting up.  The last time, mama gave me lots of treats cuz I seemed to keep them down the best.  She also changed my crunchies and that helped.  But now she thinks I don't eat enough crunchies and I eat too many treats.  She is threatening to cut off my supply!  She has gotten stingy, altho she says I am getting as many as I used to get.  She calls it the case of the irresistible force against the immovable object.  Hmmm...